Sunday, April 3, 2011

Dear Senator, I lost my mysterious bag and I need to know where to find it. Please help immediatly!!!!?

PLEASE HELP ME, I ROLLED UP A FISH ROLL AND PUT ANDY SAMBERG IN IT, I WAS GOING TO EAT IT, AND IT SMELLED DELICIOUS BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY BLACK MYSTERIOUS BAG!!!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO STARVE AND DIE. p.s- You probably won't see Andy Samberg on the next Saturday Night Live....

Are there any free website programs that are as easy as Adobe Dreamweaver?

I want to play around with website ideas, but can't afford Dreamweaver. I used it in high school, so I'm used to the tools and whatnot, but like I said, I can't afford it =/ I'm trying WebPlus Starter Edition, but it's not as fun or easy to me, so please let me know if there are any closer to Adobe Dreamweaver

What is the best method to air bags on 63 chev pu?

we have been juicing up our 63 chevy step side and my boyfriend wants to put air bags on it to lowrider style ,but also is desiring to turn it into dumptruck or raising flatbed also. How can we go about this the most efficient and less time consuming as possible

I have been in the construction industry for about 16 years doing alsort of work. But by trade a carpenter. I ?

Keep it going friend.

How to removal system tool off my computer?

with the help of control pannel first off all you may remove any one antivirus and try it to remove your virus.

Why can't I personalize my computer or change homepage?

I am having a problem with my computer. And now I am unable to change my background or screen saver settings on Control Panel. And I also can't change my home page or add my favorite websites. I am also receiving a message that my "user profile did not load correctly and if I make any changes, it will be lost when I log out. I have scanned my computer using "Microsoft Security Essentials" and "Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool", and there are no viruses.

How much would it cost to have the dealer remove stubborn oil filter?

I was just wondering just in case I can't get it myself with a screw driver. It's a last resort for me, I've tried about 4 different oil filter tools, and they didn't work. The last thing I'll do, is bring it to the dealer. How much would it cost for them to remove it? Would it just be the cost of an oil change?

I need somethin pretty cheap & fast for my facial problem. help?

Hi, i am 20 years old and just to be clear, my face is really mature for my age and my skin is fairly dull and thin. The skin around my eyes is getting looser and looser. The thing that contributes to its severity is how thin my skin is around my eyes. My eyelids, my undereye bags, and above my eyes(eyebrows) are thin. When i wake up every morning my eyebrows are over the top of my eyelids but they eventually go back to normal. I need something that can firm my skin or make it so that it's not so soft and thin. I'm thinkin I need some kind of anti aging cream or vitamin c cream maybe? I just need something to take away the dullness and sagging look.

Why do people in the 21st century stiil eay Meat????!!!!?

I didn't even bother to read all that drivel because the answer is simple: we can, and we like it.

Kniphofia (RedHotPoker) or Eremurus Stenophyllus (Foxtail Lily)?

I live in Ohio. Which flower will grow better here? I want to surprise my grandma. I think she would really enjoy the hummingbirds the Red Hot Poker brings, but I know she likes the Foxtail Lily because we saw it together and thought it was cool. She has a white house with blue trim, so the Red Hot Pokers would look nice along side her home. She does have Carpenter bees, does anyone know if these flowers attract them? Cause we don't want that, as a service comes out every year to get rid of the bees. When would I plant these? In the Fall is what I have gathered, thus far, but I haven't done much gardening and seem to be at a loss when it comes to this.

Poll: Guys! Do you carry a man-bag and is so what's in it?

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Is it easy to replace the EGR valve for a 2004 dodge caravan? if so could someone please tell me the basics on?

how to do it. and where it is located and what tools. thank you

Is there a way to get into a union pension if you're disabled?

My father worked under carpenters union for many years and became disabled at age 60 with Parkinson's disease possibly resulting from an on the job head injury (more than 10 years ago). The union says he is not eligible for any kind of a pension because he didn't have enough credits. Is there anything legally that might be able to be done?

Fantasy baseball question?

Well, I think you pretty much answered your own question, haha. You have to stay balanced to win it. You got a great rotation, watch for mat latos to be a big pick up for you!! Also like Cargo and Mauer on offence. you have good balance, hopefully ellsbury will do well for you and stanton can be a beast. Plus, there are always waiver moves to be made on offense so you are fine. Good Job!

How can i get the activation code for J2534?

i just got multi-diag j2543 software version 01/2010 from online eshop greebid.com, a china auto repair tools wholesaler, while i got problems when install the software, i need an activation code and how can i get it

Is there a symbolic reason why Jesus was a carpenter?

The writers of the Jesus myths wanted their hero to be a common man, someone the commoners could relate to. They picked the carpentry trade at random. He could have been a fisherman, a stonemason or an electrician and it would not have changed the stories in any way. Well, maybe not an electrician, but you get my point, right?

What are your favorite vampire and werewolf films?

I don`t really know of any werewolf films, but Let the Right One In is such a great vampire film, it`s the film which Let Me In is based off of and it is much better.

Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction or Crack in Time?

Hi, I'm a gamer and I enjoy fun adventure games. Which game would you recommend?

What is a good home made hair mask?

I have honey, milk, tea bags lol i dont know what they're made of but if that helps you think of one then great!

Can cork be cut through easily?

I'm making platform shoes and I decided to try using a cork yoga block. If I used a band saw or some other tool, would the cork stay together okay?

How do you play flip cup? ?

Just trying to spice up this party. We are tired of pong and grinding lol. Promise I'm not as much of a tool as I sound like.

To Australians out there: What do you mean by "job lot rates" paid to carpenters, plumbers, painters?

I'm doing research on the differences between contract rates, hourly rates and job lot rates paid to carpenters, plumbers, bricklayers, painters, wall and roof tilers in Australia. Please help! Thanks!

10 points for who ever can pick flaws with this comment about communism,?

Wrong because: Damn Commies!

Want to buy vacuum dust bags?

I have a Durabrand Canister vacuun cleanr model CVA 003 and I would like to buy suitable dust bags. Can you tell me where I can purchase these bags on line or otherwise? Thanks

Typically, who earns more plumbers, electricians or carpenters?

Plumbers get paid for others services. ;)

How much is my collection of very old postcards and stamps worth?

It is impossible to tell with out seeing them. Take them to a stamp dealer.

Advice on beginning of short story?

Once upon a time.......

Why wouldn't the building company my family sued appeal to the verdict against them made in their abscene?

They can, Money for one and no lawyer.

Was Jesus really a God or just a human impostor ?

Jesus wasn't a god , he never claimed he was . The texts were changed and yes I have proof because there is proof . You just have to read ,.. a lot and be educated .

Learning about religion 101?

Muslims do not read the Bible and see a bunch of contradictions - the Bible is an important holy book to Muslims. You know the Qu'ran was dictated by the Angel Gabriel, right?

Stumble Upon stumbling upon pornographic images?

in account settings there is a filter to not show any adult content (porn)

My hand is stuck in this wall.?

like the tietle says my hund is stack in the wall, therez some dun dishh soop here do u think thatll help try to get it out? i m thinkin bout cutting it of cuz i have a rly sharp carpenters nife with me plz help anhy advice

What are the items included in your bug-out bag?

be as specific as possible. name something i forgot in mine and you'll probably get best answer.

What song should I choose to play on Valentine's Day?

Killing in the name of-Rage Against the Machine.

Fellow Christians, do u agree that the noblest professions r the ones Jesus held: carpenter, teacher, bouncer?

"Nobody gets to the Father except through Me"

Excavations of Sutton Hoo?

Can someone either give me a link to a website that has extremely in depth info of the 1939 excavations of Sutton Hoo, that includes a list of tools the archaeologists used at this dig, or just post the tools they used here. i would appreciate it if someone answered this fast by Tomorrow Night (thursday 17)

What do you think of my story (yeah...it's pretty long)?

Im 13 and I think it is good but there is too much artificial sounding speech and the 1st person aspect is a bit corny (the main character talking to the audience)

As a carpenter,did Jesus admire the work of the cross maker?

"I see you used a mortise and tenon joint to attach the cross member. Good choice! Personally, considering the load, I would have gone with pine though. Fine craftsmanship but your choice of materials leaves something to be desired."

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Louis Vuitton bag...with aliens on it?

I've got a Louis Vuitton bag that was given to me by my grandmother. I've done the fraudulent bag checks and this one turns out to be a real one, from what I can tell. Thing is: I've never seen a bag like this one before. It's got little alien-like things on it that have the flower pattern on them like most LV bags do. And I swear there's something on it that kind of looks like a bear. It's a black cylindrical bag, small, and has studs on the handles and the tan leather trim on the enclosure. It has a zipper close with a flap that magnetically closes over the zipper. The flap has the tan leather trim and studs, and in the middle it has a leather bow with the LV lock in the middle. Has anyone seen a bag like this before? and if so, can you direct me to a website that tells me a bit more about it? I've just never seen one like this before. Thanks!

Why do i get a "red" update icon in my tool bar? it has taken over my computer, the last time i clicked on it.?

i was told it was installed from some sight i viewed and may be related to adobe. any ideas/help appreciated.

Shoplifting charges, what to do?

Long story short, a "friend" of mine (no longer!) was stealing from stores and I didn't know it.. she had me hold the purse because we had to go back through a store she stole from to go to the car and since I didn't know (she said her shoulder hurt) I said okay. Well it seems the reason she did is they 'saw the merchandise go in the bag' and the security made me come to an office in that store(her a separate one). I said over and over it was her and asked if they can check the cameras top see it wasn't me but they said since I had the bag it doesn't matter I'm at least an accomplice and have to take responsibility. She'd taken stuff from other stores too which they returned to the stores however they only made me sign acknowledgement for 2 things which added up to $75 from the store SHE (to them, I) got caught in. I assume that's all I'll be charged for? They said I had to go to court and that I could fight it and say it's her but since I don't have proof they said I should just own up to it and if I have a clean record I would probably be okay.. jerks. They said it looks bad on me because I'm 18 and an adult and she's 16 a minor. I'm in the state of Maryland.. what should I do?

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

no, coz baby im a firework

Install 8.3 yahoo tool bar?

i am being prompted to install the 8.,3 tool bar, however it comes sback and says i must uninstall current yahoo toolbar, how do i do that????

Why do foreigners who learn english talk like this?

wut

Vampire movies other than Twilight?

Let the right one in, Let me in (remake of let the right one in and just came out on dvd) underworld is about battles between vampires and lichens (werewolves), From dusk till dawn ( came out in 1990 something but its an awesome vampire movie), also Daybreakers is a pretty good show XD hope i helped

Whats the best thing to wear on a sunny day?

i dont realy like wearing shorts in public cause i have saddle bags and sun dots on my legs. but i hate wearing jeans in the hot cause it just gets too hot.

I'm not sure what I should do for a career.?

I love to create and design things and then build them. I also am very good with my hands. My dad is a finishing carpenter and I like to go to work with him and build cabinets and that kind of things. I am taking construction at school right now and I have built a tv cabinet and got 100% on it. I got an award for the tv cabinet last year from my school. I used to think that I would like to become an engineer of some sort but I just started grade 11 physics this semester and im finding it quite hard and as I understand, engineering has a lot of physics. I'm a smart kid with about an 85% average and there is no question that I want to go to university, but I do not know what to take.

I aways thought J was a carpenter, a skilled tradesman. Was He really a tekton an unskilled odd jobs hack?

Jesus was a lazy beggar.

If one of your girlfriends on facebook posted this to your wall, would you think it was funny?

reeetard lol

An ex-friend owes me money?

Take him to your equivalent of small claims court.

What do atheists believe about the historical Jesus?

There is no doubt that Jesus of Nazareth was a real, historical figure, but what do atheists who deny his divinity believe about him? Schizophrenic? You'll notice that I kept all references to him lower case as I myself (a 16 year old) become more doubtful. Also, a little blasphemous theory of my own. Mary, a young girl soon to be married to a carpenter named Joseph, eloped with another man, and out of fear for her own life and the life of the baby she carried, and fully aware of what the Law said about the coming of a Messiah, claimed to have received a message from an angel. From there she and her husband raised her son Jesus into the Jewish faith, all the while telling him that he was the Messiah. And judging by the fact that Christianity has thoroughly established itself throughout the world, Jesus was probably pretty intelligent and a good public speaker. Thoughts anyone?

Genral handypeople: What are the top 100 tools for every home job?

I don't know anyone that has 100 tools unless they are contractors.

My horse ate half a bag of beat pulp dry..What do I do?

call your vet!

Can I have too many anti malware programs?

I have been told to only ever have one antivirus, so I run norton. But i run malwarebytes daily, and spybot search and destroy. I have some sort of virus that none of these can find. It hijacks my web browser. Before I go downloading any other scanners or malware remover tools I just want to make sure I'm not doing any more harm. Is there some other way I could figure out if the virus is still on my computer, or is it possible it's already gone but the damage is done?

How do you solve this?

What you're essentially saying is that 50k^2 = 50e^2, and therefore k^2 = e^2, and therefore k = e. So if there are four electricians, which means that e = 4, then there must also be four carpenters, so k = 4 as well.

I need a woman's opinion?

I think education has little to do with it. You both have strong personalities and different views on what living arrangements should be. Depending on how much time left you have on your lease you could possibly get out of it. If not, wait till your lease is up. She asked you to leave and you can not ruin your name for her whims. Secondly. Dont just move right back in. Let her stand on her own a while and you do the same. If you do move to where she is, rent an apartment or house for a while. I am sure you can find one that does not require a long lease. If you can not talk on the phone with out arguing, how will you live together. You can make new friends and meet new people, you can not take back time wasted on something that is never going to work. Even if you care about her, which you do not say anything about, sometimes you just can not live with someone. Before you even consider it again you and her need to talk about what you want from the other, and what you expect. If you dont want to do favors for nothing, then say so. If someone asks you, tell them you will look at the home, or job and get them an estimate before you agree to it. If you and her can not agree on the most basic things, you will never have a healthy relationship, no matter if you live with her or separately.

How can I start my own paranormal investigation team?

Some friends of mine and I want to start our own Paranormal Investigation team. We would just like to know: What kind of tools/equipment do we need? How do we go about getting clients? What kind of cameras will work best?

What laptop should I buy?

I'm going into college next year and I was wondering what the ideal laptop is. I will mainly be taking notes and working with Microsoft Office tools (Word, Powerpoint, etc.). I'm not really looking for a gaming rig. Can anyone recommend a rather cheap laptop (<$800) that THEY USED throughout college?

Uncontrollable eating at night?

Ever since I've moved both areas and schools, I have noticed that I have developed an uncontrollable eating habbit. Starting at night time, I start to binge excessively. Sometimes I get so "desperate" for food that I'll eat sugar out of the bag with a spoon, not caring how many spoons go into my mouth. This thing goes on until 4 in the morning. I'm not fat but i'm obviously gaining weight. I try not to think about food and keep busy but that doesn't work. I also drink 2-3 cups of water before eating but I still feel that strong urge for food. I don't think this has to do with my period since this is something that goes on everyday. I'm only 13, do I need to confront my doctor about this or is this something that's not needed to be worried about?

What is life like as a dish network installer/technician ?

I just applied to become a dish network installer. May not get the job but I was wondering about what to expect with the job. I live in southern Illinois which I've been told will affect the pay but I can't find anywhere what the pay is. It's also not clear if I will have to pay for my own gas, supplies, tools, etc. It just says they supply the vehicle. Can someone help? Thank You!!

Fantasy Baseball Pujols Trade?

I would do that trade in a heartbeat if I were you!

Question about an employer objecting to me getting unemployment, after being fired?

Yes you can

Would you think i listen to lame music?

It is ok

How do you get rid of the deep hole skin marks and undereye bags or just to keep from making one of your eyes ?

Look swollen

What would I go to school for if I want to work with computers?

Specifically I want to learn to work with html, css, sql, php, java....all the good web development tools. I'm looking at my local colleges programs and there's web development and then branches of IT programs. I'm not sure which one would be related to what I'm looking for. Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

Need help on yahoo toolbar. it has changed icons, and shows me not signed in, can't get it to let me sign?

I can't get it to open even tho I sign in. what else do I need to do to get my tool bars back again?

Friday, April 1, 2011

Origin of a Bag I've Seen?

Has anyone ever seen someone carrying one of those green and white tote bags with "Mellen" written on it? If so, what is that bag for?

What are some of the dynamic aspects of business that will continue to shape our management principles?

I'm really stuck on this, if someone could point me in the right direction, not asking for answers. Not finding much in the book (Principles of Management V1.1 by Mason Carpenter, Talya Bauer, Berrin Erdogan)

Is there a children's charity......?

Is there a children's charity organisation within Abu Dhabi or the Emirates where I can donate a large bag of NEW and UNUSED childrens soft toys ?

Escape the Fate iron patch/transfer?

escape the fate sucks so no

Runescape merchanting?

i have a question for real runescape players. i want to start merchanting i can get like 10mil to start but i need somthing simple to start. any websites? tools? guides? tips? anything is welcome thanks.

When Jesus was alive he was a good carpenter, are there any biblical examples of what he built?

Heil hitler and sadaam

Should I tell my husband the contractor caught me masturbating?

"Honesty is the best policy" is not just a random saying. While it may avoid an argument now by not telling him, the chance definitely exists that he may find out at some point, especially if you know the contractor. It would be much better to bring it to him yourself than to have him find out from someone else. That would just indicate that you're hiding it from him, and then he'll wonder if you're hiding an affair as well.

Atheists, why do you think no one else could make the impact Jesus has made on earth?

We know that it is because he was the son of God came down from heaven. But what do you think, how could an ordinary carpenter become the hope and the Lord of the entire world? He did not use any political powers nor did he use any great worldly wisdom to achieve this; he made it possible through simple fishermen. Why is it that no other person (including all great leaders, scientists etc) could emerge into the place that Jesus emerged into? Do you think an ordinary person can make the entire world fools for centuries?

How come I don't have a "tools" menu bar on my excel 2007?

I have to do excel assignments for my class. The teacher has tools on her menu bar but mine does not.

Hanging a 1/2 hour fire check door?

how much would a carpenter charge to hang and swing and put all of the furniture on, and install fire check door stops in london?

How do Woolworths deliver for online shopping?

Do they pack in bags or boxes and do they carry them to your door? I live in Western Australia

Cost of production report and journal entries; Average cost?

AMAZING! Is that what you are looking for? http://obuyo.info/54724/cut-tools

How do you link two songs on itunes/itouch?Also whats a gapless album?

Whats a gapless album and i want to link some songs from tool(band).the songs i wanna link are "Eon blue apocalypse" with "The patient".i also wanna link other songs by them so how do i link them so one song will play right after that another.i wanna do this so when i shuffle they will play together.

Is this a good fantasy team?

You did very well.

Karl rove was on o'rielly and he ridiculed...?

...Ron Paul, "truthers" and "Birthers"...when that zionist mouthpiece makes those statements is that not enough for you to know that Ron Paul is the closest thing to an honest and real politician that will actually make some changes?, 9/11 was a false flag attack and obama was not born in America??? Whatever those Israeli tools (o'rielly and rove) say, is not the opposite true in most circumstances????

Horrible Crash when I play certain games.?

i hate to say ot pal but it sounds to me like your video card went out. im not super technical but that sounds like what it its. it will run normal windows operations fine, but it cant pull supper amounts of FPS like te high end games need. i might adjust my settings to low, or something first and check but that's what it sounds like to me. hope im not right, because vid cards are pricey right now.

To build a 2.5 m by 3 m deck...10 pts?

"to build a 2.5 m by 3 m deck, a local building supply store charges $1000 for materials, plus the carpenter's wage of $30/h. the store gives you an estimate of $1480 for the total cost. How much time is estimated for the carpenter to build the deck?" can someone please explain how i go about figuring this out?

Rate my fantasy baseball team 1-10?

Great pitching. Your position players lack punch to me, Young at 3rd isnt worth it to me but overall good ill give you a 7

I found this large carpenter ant in a log all by it self with a big abdomen is this a queen ant some1 help me?

Impossible, the Queen in every type of ant colony is never alone, rarely seen too.

(yugioh) could anyone help me with my spell/trap cards?

Sorry I can't make a good decision until the monsters list is given

MY LAST SHOT AT SAVING THIS GIRL'S LIFE..10 pts!! read!!?

Try to get her in rehab and tell her she shouldn't sell things, cuz her parents can support her! She has to be careful in being in a gang cuz she might get pregnant and ten the gang might do sumthing serious!!! God has given her life for a reason and that reason is to be a good influence to younger children! Her life is for her to not have a low-self esteem and to go to school and graduate. She has to go and get a degree on whatever she likes. My counselor in my school use to live in the streets, steal, and hang out with bad people. When he realized his mistake, he decided to become a counselor so he can tell others to not do the same mistakes as him!

What tools would Jesus have in His toolbox that would not be found in a modern day carpenters toolbox?

He would have Peter's tool in there sometimes

What the hell is this bizarre stock that goes from 1 cent to 200,000 then back to nothing?

That's NASDAQ Test Stock

Rate my fan Baseball team (real draft!)?

It's okay. I'd give you a 7/10. You have a great outfield, Zorbist and Furcall are good. You could have done better with C and 1B. I'm not sure how A-Rod will do though. I don't like your Pitching staff though.

Where is cheaper to buy Louis Vuitton bag, Madrid or Barcelona?

In France, LV has different prices in different cities. I would like to know if it happens in Spain. Where is cheaper to buy LV bag, Madrid or Barcelona?

Does my brother look like a total tool?

yes.