Dear Senator, I lost my mysterious bag and I need to know where to find it. Please help immediatly!!!!?

PLEASE HELP ME, I ROLLED UP A FISH ROLL AND PUT ANDY SAMBERG IN IT, I WAS GOING TO EAT IT, AND IT SMELLED DELICIOUS BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY BLACK MYSTERIOUS BAG!!!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO STARVE AND DIE. p.s- You probably won't see Andy Samberg on the next Saturday Night Live....